I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks