samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou)

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

flower-lace:

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason

what was even the point of sewing pockets onto the fucking jacket if they sewed them shut ???

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache

(Source: mosh)

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

(Source: poopflow)

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

homosexaul:

if taylor swift wasn’t famous she’d be a heartbroken summer blogger with autoplay

fffcuk:

baby kimye was born today 6/15/2013 and 6/1+5/2+0+1+3 is 666 coincidence? i think not

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter